2009年8月12日 星期三

经典翻译 - 18SX

本文转摘自电邮,各人的读后感皆见仁见智,
与本人无关,无误人子弟之心理,读后请一笑置之!

人之初 At the beginning of life
性本善 Sex is good
性相近 Basically all sex are the same
习相远 It only depends on how the way you do it
苟不教 If you do not practice all the time
性乃迁 Sex will leave you
教之道 The way of learning it
贵以专 is very important to do with only one person
昔孟母 Once a great mother "Mrs. Meng"
择邻处 Chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence
子不学 If you don't study hard
断机杼 Your dick will become useless
窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five sons took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-known
养不教 If your children don't know how to do it
父之过 It is all your fault
教不严 If they had lots of problem with it
师之惰 Their teacher must be too lazy to teach them detail on sex
子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 if you don't learn in the childhood
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
玉不琢 if you don't exercise your dick
不成器 it won't become hard and strong
人不学 if you don't learn sex
不知义 you can by no means enjoy its sweetness

闻说是西方汉学家翻译的三字经,
他在翻译的时候,不知道在想些什么呢?

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